#my wife is the best

[glitzybunny]

guys my wife is so awesome yall should send her $300 compensation for being in her presence

PFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHSISKFOSJDKFFK

UNO REVERSE CARD

[thomaswaynewolf]

Happy Birthday, @kelseamcculloch You’re the love of my life and you’re my favorite and you’re the best travel partner ever. I love you!

[jomico92]

It only took 3 and a half years, but I finally wrote a song for my wife @nevermorefilth. May I present to you, an original called Television in the Dark.

[blatantescapism]

Hi, my wife is just SO attractive.

She’s going to be in the bridal party of a wedding that’s coming up soon. So she’s been trying on lots and lots of fancy formal clothes,

and of course they don’t fit because she has curves AND muscles,

so then she’s getting frustrated and taking them off, while grousing about how bullshit the fashion industry is,

and she’s so smart and she’s making very intelligent arguments, and she’s buttoning and unbuttoning shirts with rapid efficiency,

and I am so, so gay

[mismaeve]

I really love how genuine and honest your writing is. You write down feelings and sensations and emotions in their purest forms and the beauty of love in every detail without the slightest irony or shame. You love what you're writing and you're not afraid to put all that love onto the page and let your readers glimpse your heart.

Also, I love your language. It fits Tolkien without being antiquated or complicated. It's both poetic and natural. Ahhh, you're just so talented! 💕💕💖

WIFEY!!!! 💞💞💞

Just….. just holy shit you really surprised me with this super long comment! I just really wanna happy cry now 😭😭 This was just so incredibly sweet and thoughtful 🥺🥺💞💞 I love you so much wifey!! 💞💞

[jenjen4280]

Taken in 2000 about a year into our relationship.

Taken in 2024 (last weekend). Didn’t quite get the pose or positioning right, but hey, we’re older and our memory ain’t what it used to be!

[itchyandglitchy]

Him lorge 😍

[infernal-blaze]

@ducktastic-dad asked: ✨✨✨ i love your writing my dear !!!! you have always have such wonderful characterization and are an absolute delight to write both serious and incredibly unserious things with !!

I LOVE MY WIFE!!! I'm just? There are so many words I want to say, but I'll keep it simple. I'm so glad that we can write together and talk about our silly little plots without fear of embarrassment. We met through Rp, which just makes it so perfect. I LOVE YOU WHHHAAA

[chmerical-a]

Don't mind me! Just sending a little ♡ to my favorite blogs!

my wife!!!!! my love!!!!!! my light!!!!! love u so freakin much <3

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect ass…

[chizukeik]

daily life of xavier the writer

[suwisuwii]

Hey, soldier.

[ouroborosreilig]

resident meshi. dungeon evil. Yesd

[wouldasquareroll]

seamstress charlie with a pearl earring

[laswells-ashtray]

One day, someone makes the mistake of mentioning Kate's wife when she's on the field and Gaz, Ghost and Soap expect her to be fine.

John knows better.

It takes John, Ghost, and Soap between them, with Gaz holding a hand over the guys mouth to stop Kate from genuinely being at risk of killing him. John actually lifts her off of the ground and walks out with her kicking and fighting to get out of his grip.

Ghost has to guard the door when he drags her out, Soap and Gaz can be heard getting a little hands-on with their interrogation. John’s grip on Kate is so tight that she'll undoubtedly bruise, but she'll forgive him when he stops her from losing her job.

"Kate- Kate, stop fucking- CALM DOWN- Think about it, it's a scare tactic. Sarah is at home with the cats, and she's fine, he wouldn't tell you about it if he wasn't going to touch her. She's alright."

"You don't fucking know that, you've seen the pictures, John. You know what he does to people-"

"Kate, calm down. Call her, phone Sarah right now and listen to her voice. She's fine, you'll be fine."

Even Simon has an undeniable picture of Laswell in her head. She's unshakeable, she's calm and she's fucking funny when she feels like it. But he's never seen this before, she's downright vicious and he can't help but watch with wide eyes as John grabs her phone out of her pocket and forces it into her hands. Can't help how his lip twitches into a frown that none of them can see as her voice shakes when she talks down the phone to her wife. How she slumps against Price and he holds her up, muttering quietly to her as her wife's voice speaks through the phone.

"She's fine. You're fine. He's a lying git, Kate. Nothing's going to happen to Sarah, you'd never allow it and neither would I. Hell, neither would Nik. The big bugger loves her."

Simon knows better than anyone that they're all human, despite all the rumours and the hero worship everyone gazes at them with. They're people. But sometimes even he forgets that Kate Laswell isn't a Station Chief, she's a woman with a wife at home and a group of cats that John likes laughing at pictures of. It's for that reason that he looks away, offers her the dignity of calming down in peace and slipping back into the Watcher persona without his eyes on her.

He pointedly ignores the grateful look John shoots him.

[milkywayes]

■■■■ Shepard / earthborn / sole survivor / soldier. lovingly annotated.

scar refs (censored nsfw) under the cut >:) since I drew it and all.