#my wife is the best

[itchyandglitchy]

Him lorge 😍

[glitzybunny]

guys my wife is so awesome yall should send her $300 compensation for being in her presence

PFFFFFHAHHAHAHAHSISKFOSJDKFFK

UNO REVERSE CARD

[thomaswaynewolf]

Happy Birthday, @kelseamcculloch You’re the love of my life and you’re my favorite and you’re the best travel partner ever. I love you!

[blatantescapism]

Hi, my wife is just SO attractive.

She’s going to be in the bridal party of a wedding that’s coming up soon. So she’s been trying on lots and lots of fancy formal clothes,

and of course they don’t fit because she has curves AND muscles,

so then she’s getting frustrated and taking them off, while grousing about how bullshit the fashion industry is,

and she’s so smart and she’s making very intelligent arguments, and she’s buttoning and unbuttoning shirts with rapid efficiency,

and I am so, so gay

[infernal-blaze]

@ducktastic-dad asked: ✨✨✨ i love your writing my dear !!!! you have always have such wonderful characterization and are an absolute delight to write both serious and incredibly unserious things with !!

I LOVE MY WIFE!!! I'm just? There are so many words I want to say, but I'll keep it simple. I'm so glad that we can write together and talk about our silly little plots without fear of embarrassment. We met through Rp, which just makes it so perfect. I LOVE YOU WHHHAAA

[stemmmm]

Don’t think about it. Don’t fall asleep. Don’t look. Not yet.

fanart for the latest chapter of Then It Becomes, It Becomes, It Becomes A Problem because holy shit

[laswells-ashtray]

One day, someone makes the mistake of mentioning Kate's wife when she's on the field and Gaz, Ghost and Soap expect her to be fine.

John knows better.

It takes John, Ghost, and Soap between them, with Gaz holding a hand over the guys mouth to stop Kate from genuinely being at risk of killing him. John actually lifts her off of the ground and walks out with her kicking and fighting to get out of his grip.

Ghost has to guard the door when he drags her out, Soap and Gaz can be heard getting a little hands-on with their interrogation. John’s grip on Kate is so tight that she'll undoubtedly bruise, but she'll forgive him when he stops her from losing her job.

"Kate- Kate, stop fucking- CALM DOWN- Think about it, it's a scare tactic. Sarah is at home with the cats, and she's fine, he wouldn't tell you about it if he wasn't going to touch her. She's alright."

"You don't fucking know that, you've seen the pictures, John. You know what he does to people-"

"Kate, calm down. Call her, phone Sarah right now and listen to her voice. She's fine, you'll be fine."

Even Simon has an undeniable picture of Laswell in her head. She's unshakeable, she's calm and she's fucking funny when she feels like it. But he's never seen this before, she's downright vicious and he can't help but watch with wide eyes as John grabs her phone out of her pocket and forces it into her hands. Can't help how his lip twitches into a frown that none of them can see as her voice shakes when she talks down the phone to her wife. How she slumps against Price and he holds her up, muttering quietly to her as her wife's voice speaks through the phone.

"She's fine. You're fine. He's a lying git, Kate. Nothing's going to happen to Sarah, you'd never allow it and neither would I. Hell, neither would Nik. The big bugger loves her."

Simon knows better than anyone that they're all human, despite all the rumours and the hero worship everyone gazes at them with. They're people. But sometimes even he forgets that Kate Laswell isn't a Station Chief, she's a woman with a wife at home and a group of cats that John likes laughing at pictures of. It's for that reason that he looks away, offers her the dignity of calming down in peace and slipping back into the Watcher persona without his eyes on her.

He pointedly ignores the grateful look John shoots him.

[chmerical-a]

Don't mind me! Just sending a little ♡ to my favorite blogs!

my wife!!!!! my love!!!!!! my light!!!!! love u so freakin much <3

[gigarom]

FEM!FENRO STOLE MY KIDNEY AND I SAID THANK YOU

No hat, because I don't know how to combine it with hair 😔

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect ass…

[ouroborosreilig]

resident meshi. dungeon evil. Yesd

[chizukeik]

daily life of xavier the writer

[suwisuwii]

Hey, soldier.

[ririarts]

when the duke's working late.

This is actually like a year old sketch that im posting only now lmao

[notspjdey]

[milkywayes]

■■■■ Shepard / earthborn / sole survivor / soldier. lovingly annotated.

scar refs (censored nsfw) under the cut >:) since I drew it and all.